Okay really...it hasn't been that many, but a book is in the works to bring them all to life...I got the best online dating stories ever....hmmm...which shall we discuss today?
#4326 THE MULLET
Okay, friends...yes I lowered my standards...Really...I didn't want to seem shallow. It's unfair to judge lest ye be judged yourself right? WRONG...in this case...JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE. Why a mullet...perhaps because it matched his leather-patched cartoon character vest or his saavy GQ-stlye trenchcoat and velcro Kmart sneakers. Just maybe it emphasized his AA "5-year" pin or bragged up his 1996 mock turtleneck and black Wranglers and round "Thomas Dolby" glasses...oh yeah did I mention his online photos were from 1996 ( I think I did)...at any rate, unless he rides a Harley or is, himself, Dog the Bounty Hunter...steer clear or this one!!
more to come followers...
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